THAT'S IT!! My latest read has me switching teams! No, I am not reading femme slash, no matter how much some of you crazy hoors want me to.
I am changing from Team Edward to
TEAM JACOB!
I know, I know, you are probably saying SUE? WTF?? Why, oh why, would I love the pup?
Oh my darlings I am talking about old Jacob
- he has wrinkles
- he is bald
- he has a dirty mind
- he is ahhhhhh just dreamy
- he is either 90 or 93 he has not kept track in a long time
NOW before you get all "EWWWW that is so gross" I have to say OLD men deserve lovin' to!
If you are completely confused as to what I am talking about THIS POST has NOTHING to do with Twilight OR fic.
I am sure the look on your face is now this:
As some of you may know, LONG before fic ever became a part of my life I had a hobby and it was collecting books and the movies made from those books. I adore book adaptation movies. LOVE THEM!
I buy the book
I read the book
then I buy the movie
I watch the movie
When I say I have been doing this for YEARS I am not kidding. This obsession started when I was in High School and since I am 40 that is a long time so you can imagine my collection!
THIS TIME I was told by several that I had to get the book Water for Elephants.
After reading the book I have a different love. You girls can keep young Jacob.
I want old Jacob. He's mine so BACK OFF!
Now that I have gushed and fangirled over this book which I have to say buy it read it talk to me about it I am going to leave you to the fabulous GoJeannie to give all of you a much more intellectual review that might actually tell you about the story and give you a reason to read this wonderful tale aside from my gushing.
