I do not think I need to tell you how much I love period romance fics this is a well stated fact so much so that people tend to find me these types of fics and rec them (Thank you Tlammy for all of your finds BTW)
NOW THIS fic is written by my friend boobookitty33
It appears we met in the BBR (The boom boom room aka Rob Pattinson eye candy room over at twilighted)
NEITHER she nor I remember this but according to others she and I have indeed chatted there and perved there with the rest of them
who can resist someone who is as forgetful as I am??
AFTER she and I were both laughed at on twitter (Thank you Molls and Autumn) for not realizing that we indeed know each other we started exchanging porn
NOW HOW did I find this fic?? was it through shameless self promotion from Miss Kitty?
NOPE I found it when I went fic diving at a fanfic community for period romance ( I still cannot believe no one told me about this fic before!)
IMAGINE my shock and glee when I found out that my pervy Miss Kitty wrote a fic about
of all things
A PIRATE BELLA!!
SWEET I thought a Bella that uses her beauty to seduce men out of their riches
AND CAPTAIN EDWARD or as Miss Kitty calls him Swashbucklerward I do not think this name is fitting for him I prefer
fuckhawtward-in-leather-boots-with-a-sword-and-a-pirate-shirt-and-an-attitude-in-breechesward
OK OK so maybe my name for him is TOO LONG
HERE is Miss Kitty's description of her fic :
Edward is a pirate hunter, ridding the seas of the murderous vermine that troll it, that is until he is commissioned by the queen to hunt down one pirate in particular, Bella. All human, AU
AND now here is my reason for you to read it
Edward in breeches wearing leather boots in a pirate shirt!
NOT whimpy "save me save me" Bella
Did I mention Edward in leather boots??
OH and sex in a lagoon by a waterfall??
OK OK THIS is a fun fic it is not full of deep dark meaningful stuff this is the kind of fic you read when you want a break from the angsty wanna slash my wrist heartbreak fics
It is funny snarky and sexy
did I mention Edward in the leather boots??
BE WARNED THIS POST WILL CONTAIN NSFW PORN and also some other delicious images to cause panties to explode
MIMZAY helped me with the interview and attempted to keep us on track but we got distracted a few times discussing Rob's eyes ... and other attributes
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BE WARNED there will be pics in here from assorted movies and photoshoots and pics of the pornish variety
What was it that gave you the ‘spark’ for your story? Was it a picture? A moment or event? Can you remember the initial inspiration?
It was actually I was in the hospital I had just had a hysteroctomy and I was bored this one has been ruminating in my brain for many many moons
The guy is always the pirate stealing the girls virtue and why can't she be the pirate??
Sue: and steal his virtue
Sue: (Miss kitty did not say that I did)
Sue: Virgin guys are hot it is like burger king you can train them and have it your way
Mimzay disagrees
with Sue
Yes I disagree dammit!
Sue : BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (sues musical laughter rings out through Skypedom )
Do you have a particular process when it comes to your writing, perhaps a certain mood, environment or music? Do you have any ‘triggers’ to get you in the writing mood? I bought all 3 sound tracts for Pirates of the Carribean and I listen to them on loop
MIMZAY asks: tell me when writing a particularily delicious scene do you get well excited? what frame of mind do you have to get into to write a lemon
Ya know, ngl, sometimes I do and I have to take a break and take a lap or five around the living room.
I have a little corner of my brain that I like to call "The Smut Den" and that is where I go to make with the smut writing. Sue : you have porn running your head ??
FABULOUS
free porn
do you turn it off?
boobookitty: it's always in the back of my mind and I giggle and I write it down
Give us an elevator pitch. Say you’re in an elevator with a prospective reader for 2 minutes – what would you tell them about the story?
escapism at it's best it's fun and smut and men in boots with swords
Sue : (that's what she said)
Do you picture particular actors for your characters, or are they someone else entirely? If so, who?
somehow after posting this Question the discussion turned to ROB's eyes and THIS is what was discussed I say he has lazy eye Mimzay says he is cockeyed and it disintegrated from there
Mimzay: Cock-eyed
Mimzay: aka atcha, forya
Sue : hehehehe you said COCK
Mimzay: one eye lookin' at ya, one eye lookin' FOR ya
Sue : yeah he's looking for BOOBIES
Sue : he likes da fabulous tatas
These pics but with Rob's head
Was the story all planned out or did you do it as a fly by the seat of your pants thing?
Flying by the seat of my pants
had a gernal idea in her head no outline not concrete I knew where I wanted to go and I went there
SUE wants to visit the lagoon with the waterfall
just saying
Do you have a Beta and would you like to give him/her a shoutout here?
vjgm is my beta and I just love her to DEATH! She was the one that urged me to put this fic out there instead of a sequel to TAD. She has been so supportive with every thing that I write and I can't say enough good things about her or wish more good things for her! I LOVE HER!
awwwww
Have you got any other projects going on? Any planned for the future?
Divinity
Two one shots for FGB
What was it that brought you to Twilight fanfic? What is it that has kept you here (besides your own writing)
ummm lets see I finished breaking dawn and I was disappointed with the FTB bullshit I hunting it down and found it and voila and I just met really cool people
Do you have a background in writing?
no background I barely have a high school diploma
Mimzaysays you must be well read
: Miss kitty: I have a vivid imagination
: Mimzay: she just has the talent SUE
We ended up chatting about fics we wanted to see and hear things and Mimzay wants a fic about :
Mimzay: Ich mag es dick
How about your creative self-confidence? By nature writers tend to be a notoriously insecure lot so how are you finding the online writing experience?
I FREAK OUT WHEN I HIT THE SUBMIT BUTTON
sit and rock in the corner for about a half an hour
Do you tell your friends and family that you’re an online author with a devoted following, or is this something that you tend to keep for yourself?
EVERYBODY knows my shit my husband has given the links to his mom who is a mormon
(Sue's almost typo was moron for mormon sue needs to not drink when doing interviews)
Is there a particular character in your story that you identify with the most?
I'd like to say that I was Pirate Bella bad ass, but I'm probably more like preggers Rose or Alice.
Which RL author(s) inspires you?
For this fic, Paula Quinn was a big influence for me and as cheesy as it sounds SM because I'm a stay at home mom as well. I know, I know, you can point and laugh.
Did any FF authors inspire you? What was it that had you reading FF and thinking “I could do this”?
: vjgm was a big influence for me and I had written a little thing for some friends and one of my RL best friends Mindy encouraged (told to shut up and just do it) me to send it into Twilighted and I love her forever for that.
What advice would you give to an aspiring fanfic writer?
Have a thick skin and don't let one bad review or flame get you down. It's going to sting and no one is going to love everything you do. Everyone has their own opinion and that's fine, learn from constructive critisizm because it will only make you a better writer in the end.
Give us a Random Fact about yourself?
I used to know how to swear int 13 different languages. Now only about 9
If you could have 15 minutes with any Edward FF or SMs which one would you choose and what would you do?
If you do not LIKE any of the Edwards feel to substitute an actor here. Rob, Kellan, PFach or Jackson or my personal favorite Colin.*SIGH*(taking a moment to contemplate Colin) any actor at all really
Any Nerdward because Nerdward pwns me, probably Love in my Box Edward because YUM!
oh god fuck shit I am not sending this to my mother EVER
I would make him talk dirty talk dirty nerdy to me
Mimzay: Dirty Nerdy
I LIKE IT!
What is your FanFic Pet peeve?
bridal style, I can't stand that term
Alice as the shopping chick
What is your Fandom Pet peeve?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
This is going to sound really really weird, but I wanted to be a coroner.
Anything else you would like to add?
I'm all about the love ! I love everybody
dont hate on stuff!
LOVE THE LOVE
AND that was the end of the interview I think I squeezed as much porn as possible into this post I know I could put in more but why use all my porn in one post
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